Kanye West: He’s No Tim Allen
Kanye West has once again left the real estate world and his viewers in utter disbelief. The rapper-turned-designer-turned-Nazi probably won’t land a new career as a reality TV home renovation host.
Kanye, who purchased a stunning $53 million beachfront mansion in Malibu in September 2021, has completely demolished it. The mansion, originally designed by the legendary Japanese architect Tadao Ando, was a masterpiece of modern architecture. Now, thanks to Kanye’s “unique vision,” it’s a pile of expensive rubble. The man really is MAGA through and through.
“This is going to be my bomb shelter. This is going to be my Batcave,” Kanye proudly declared to a bewildered construction worker as he wielded a sledgehammer, seemingly unaware of the mansion’s significant architectural value.
Spectators were treated to scenes of Kanye bulldozing walls, ripping out floors, and turning the serene beachfront property into something resembling a post-apocalyptic wasteland.
Real estate experts are baffled, with the mansion’s value plummeting by $14 million. “It’s not every day you see someone turn a $53 million masterpiece into a $39 million disaster zone,” said one shocked analyst.
Despite the catastrophic results, Kanye remains unfazed. “You gotta break it down to build it up,” he explained in his signature cryptic style, standing triumphantly amidst the ruins. Whether Kanye’s “Batcave” vision will ever materialize remains to be seen, but one thing is certain: Kanye West is sure to ruin something else.
See the before and after pictures here.
What are your thoughts on Kanye’s latest move? Tune in next week to see if Kanye can top this week’s demolition spectacle. Spoiler: it involves a gold-plated jackhammer and a lot of confused contractors.
